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Centurion (2010) ***

August 27, 2010

 

 

written by: Neil Marshall

produced by: Christian Colson & Robert Jones
  
directed by: Neil Marshall 
  
rated R (for sequences of strong bloody violence, grisly images and language)
  
97 min.
  
U.S. release dates: July 30, 2010 (VoD, iTunes, Amazon, Xbox Marketplace and the PlayStation Network) August 27, 2010 (theatrical)
 
 
After seeing writer/director Neil Marshall’s last three films, I can attest without hesitation that I haven’t seen a Neil Marshall film that I didn’t like. 2008’s “Doomsday” was a raucous homage to several apocalyptic classics, 2006’s “The Descent”, a superb claustrophobic nightmare that earned Marshall the most recognition, and his feature debut, 2002’s “Dog Soldiers” was an unforgettable entry into the horror genre. All of these films are heavy on suspense and fast-action, displaying stunning visuals and just enough characterization to hook you in. The same signature elements converge in his latest release, “Centurion”, an action thriller set during the Roman conquest of Europe during the 2nd century.

The Last Exorcism (2010) **

August 27, 2010

 

written by: Huck Botko & Andrew Gurland

produced by: Marc Abraham, Thomas Bliss, Eli Roth & Eric Newman

directed by: Daniel Stamm

rated PG-13 (for disturbing violent content and terror, some sexual references and thematic material)

87 min.

U.S. release date: August 27, 2010

The beginning of “The Last Exorcism” establishes the story in The South, particularly Louisiana, in such a stereotypical fashion that it doesn’t come close to off-putting, it just made me chuckle. That pretty much sums up the entire film for me. The environment and characters feel authentic only because we’re so familiar with them, but the tone and execution employed is disjointed and dull. Sure, there are some genuinely frightening visuals but none of them ever really scared or shocked me. If anything, the film’s storyline and visuals merely kept my attention despite falling into several predictable places and familiar characterizations, along the way. Regardless, this is a movie that will do well at the box office because it was “Exorcism” in its title.

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Louis (2010) ****

August 26, 2010

  
  
written by: Dan Pritzker, Derick Martini, Steven Martini & David N. Rothschild
produced by: Jon Cornick, Michele Tayler, Derick Martini, Steven Martini & Dan Pritzker
directed by: Dan Pritzker
rated R (for some sexual content & nudity)
70 min.
U.S. release date: August 25-31, 2010 (special engagement)
 
 
There was an enthusiastic buzz in the air last night just outside Chicago’s Symphony Hall, beneath a beautiful evening sky. A crowd was gathering to take in the world premiere of “Louis: A Silent Film with Live Musical Performance by Wynton Marsalis and Cecile Licad”, a fictional tale inspired by Louis Armstrong’s New Orleans childhood.  I attended, courtesy of my friend, Marcus Printup, a talented trumpet player who is part of the fantastic 10-piece jazz ensemble accompanying on exclusive five-city tour.  The audience experienced a unique even as exuberant live music brought to life something new, a modern silent film.

Piranha 3D (2010) ***

August 24, 2010

  
written by: Pete Goldfinger, Josh Stolberg,Alexandre Aja & Grégory Levasseur
produced by: Alexandre Aja, Mark Canton, Marc Toberoff & Grégory Levasseur
directed by: Alexandre Aja
rated R (for sequences of strong bloody horror violence and gore, graphic nudity, sexual content, language and some drug use)
98 min.
U.S. release date: August 20, 2010
 
“Piranha 3D” is that rare film that actually exceeds a viewer’s expectations in the most outrageous and gratuitous way possible. Just for that, the movie is a success, considered how desensitized we have become to horror films. This is most assuredly an “exploitation” film for a new era, referring to those raunchy grindhouse films of the 70’s, combined with the hard-bodied Spring Break flicks of the 80’s. As in those films, there’s no moral barometer here, as witnessed by the insane amount of decadent bloodshed and rampant nakedness. Gone is the “less is more” approach that made “Jaws”, the mother of all “terror in the water” films, the inspiration for the original Roger Corman-produced “Piranha”. That tactful approach has been replaced with a voracious assault (or insult) to the senses.
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Trailer Tuesday (08-24-10)

August 24, 2010
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As usual, plenty of nice trailers dropped this week to get you hyped for upcoming films. Here’s a few of the highlights from the latest batch! Enjoy!

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This Week on DVD & Bluray (08-24-10)

August 23, 2010

There is a lot to munch in the DVD and Bluray world this week!  There’s an Oscar-nominated foreign film (Ajami), several trendy independent films (City Island, Survival of the Dead, The Square), and the LOST complete collection!  Of course, that’s not all, but there’s definitely something for everyone on the shelves this week.

NOTE: there’s one film that is not on this list, as it released on DVD and Bluray a few weeks ago, but it just became available on the Netflix Watch Instantly list, and it’s Bong Joon-Ho’s Mother (it was on Dave & Paul’s Top 5 of 2010 So Far lists).  Definitely check out Mother on Netflix Watch Instantly.  Enjoy the rundown!

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Lottery Ticket (2010) **

August 19, 2010

  

 
written by: Abdul Williams (screenplay), Abdul Williams & Erik White (story)
produced by: Mark Burg,Oren Koules, Andrew Kosove, Broderick Johnson & Ice Cube
Matt Alvarez
directed by: Erik White
rated PG-13 (for sexual content, language including a drug reference, some violence and brief underage drinking)
min.
U.S. release date: August 20, 2010
  
 
What would you do if you won the lottery? No really, think about it. We all have thought about it. Some of us know exactly how the direct events following such a win would play out. How would all that money change your life? You might up and quit your job right away. Or you might just not tell anyone and one day walk in and stick it to “the man”. Guaranteed, if you spread the word about your win right away, you will no doubt attract everyone and anyone who ever knew you….even if they only knew you by your name. But, how do you keep your cool about something so monumental? These are just some of the many questions and problems that can be found in Warner Bros. lively urban comedy.
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Trailer Tuesday (08-17-10)

August 17, 2010

In order to catch up, we have a double-wide load of trailers today~ There’s a wide genre range here as well. All trailers are posted in order of release dates (if they have them), which are, as always, subject to change! No feature presentation will be shown after these trailers, that’s up to you. So, enjoy this look at future films….

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This Week on DVD & Bluray (08-17-10)

August 16, 2010

One little-seen indie film made in Chicago starring Sean Bean, one man vs. wild bomb starring Brandon Fraser, and the one-two punch of Nicholas Sparks & Miley Cyrus are among the “big” releases this week! These are the kind of releases that should make you search out some great TV on DVD. We try to “keep it reel” here but it’s tough to denial that some of the best work is on TV (psst….check out Dexter!) lately. You might even wanna look into some art house classics from the folks at Criterion. Or, for the first time ever on DVD, check out Francis Ford Coppola’s “The Conversation”, a remarkable film that. For those Kenneth Branagh fans, his “Hamlet” is on Bluray for the first time! Slot out at least 3 hrs. for that one. And for the fanboys (and girls), Marvel and DC has drops their best (and most fun) animated series this week!  As usual, go forth and conquer! Rent and Purchase as you see fit! (release dates are subject to change)….

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Eat Pray Love (2010) ***

August 13, 2010

written by: Ryan Murphy & Jennifer Salt and Elizabeth Gilbert (novel)
produced by: Brad Pitt, Dede Gardner, Jeremy Kleiner, Julia Roberts, Stan Wlodkowski
Tabrez Noorani
directed by: Ryan Murphy
rated PG-13 (on appeal for brief strong language, some sexual references and male rear nudity)
133 min.
U.S. release date: Aug. 13, 2010

The words “Eat Pray Love” could easily be found on a bumper-sticker, a to-do list, or written on the palm of someone who is so lost that such basic and essential directives appear to be a rejuvenating lifeline back to one’s self. The book Eat Pray Love is a best-selling memoir by Elizabeth Gilbert, reflecting on her year-long trek to Italy (eat), India (pray) and Bali (love, albeit unplanned and unintentional, isn’t that always the case?) after both a dissolving marriage and pre-divorce affair. The movie “Eat Pray Love” stars Julia Roberts, nicely fitting in a role we’ve seen her in before and that’s not a bad thing.
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